Fly On the Wall

Have you ever thought about what people might think if they saw what goes on behind-the-scenes at your house? Do you ever wonder what it would be like to catch a glimpse of someone else’s daily life? Here’s your chance.

Today 15 bloggers are inviting you into their homes to be a Fly on the Wall.

(Thank Karen from Baking in a Tornado for this fabulous idea!)

Welcome inside the home of Raising Reagan ~

Sweet, an open door. I think I can make it in before lady with the crazy, curly hair closes it on me. Here we go…Phew, that was close; she didn’t see me! What do we have here? Moderate home, too clean for my taste. Damn, I’ll never find anything sticky to lay in for a while and enjoy myself. Crap! The windows are all shut and now I’m stuck. Way to pick ‘em genius.

Holy hell, what is this? Screaming toddler running down the stairs…Ka-Ching! Toddlers are the best, they leave crap everywhere and they are walking mess makers. There will be food around sooner than later. Hmm…cute kid. Blonde, blue eyes, big smile on her face. What’s she so happy about? Jesus, watch where you’re going kid; you about clipped my wing. Don’t swat your hands at me you little snot nosed brat! Yeah…get! Go sit on the couch and chill. I’m going to explore.

Oh hey, the kitchen. I’m sure there will be some goodies in here for me to snack on. Oh no, curly haired woman again. Taking out the garbage huh? Boo. I was hoping to exploit that for a while. No way…the trash bag just split in half. There is garbage ALL OVER THE FLOOR! I’m on it. Whoa, this lady says dammit a lot. Speaking of dammit, here comes the kid again.

“No Rey,stay away! Leave it alone,” says angry mom. Of course she’s not going to listen, she’s a toddler. Why are you bothering to yell at her?

Nice kid..stick that dirty straw in your mouth. Now we’re talking!

“Rey NO! Icky, get out of it!”

“No, mama! Leave me alone!” Happy child becomes pissed and storms off. What a temper on her. She must take after her mother. This is boring, I’m going to go see what the kid is doing.

What’s she got? An iPad? Wow, she can work that pretty good. It would take me a month to figure out how to turn it on. Cats, I hate cats. They always try to nip at me when I buzz around them. Wait, it’s a digital cat. That’s better. Let’s check this out.

“I want milk!’ Why is the kid yelling at the cat?

“I want milk!” High pitched scream comes from the cat. What the?

“No, I want milk!” Kid.

“No..I want milk!” Cat. The pitch is getting higher.

“No, I want milk!” Kid.

“NO, I WANT MILK!” Cat. Agh, my delicate ears!

“Rey, are you in a fight with Tom the Cat again?” asks mom.

“Fight with Tom the Cat again.” The cat repeats back. Oh wow, this is annoying. Let’s check out something else.

What’s on TV? I’ve seen this before. It’s called Monkey See, Monkey Do. A couple houses ago I saw it. Whoa, watch it toddler! What’s she doing now? Dancing! Check out the moves on her. Clapping hands, spinning in circles. Whoops..too many spins huh? How’s that floor feel?

“Reagan, it’s nap time!”

“No mama, I don’t wan’t to nap. I gotta work.” Work? What toddler works? Alright I’m curious. Where’s she going now? Back upstairs. Ok, I’m game. Wow…is the whole house really this clean? This is ridiculous.

Nice desk kid! It would look better with some grape juice spilled all over it. Why don’t you take care of that for me; I’m thirsty. NO WAY! My wish is her command! SCORE! Crap, here comes crazy, curly haired mom again.

“Oh my God Reagan! Really?! Look at this mess!” Calm down chick, it’s just a small spill. It’s really not that bad. This woman does not like messy things does she? Oh man, my entertainment is off to nap. Now what am I gonna do?

Oh shit…crazy lady saw me. This is gonna hurt!

What did you think? Now..go click on these links for a peek into some other homes!

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